The Manufacture of Sadness by Maya Edelman
I GOT AN AW FROM A REALLY CUTE SENIOR BECAUSE I WAS MAKING HIGH PITCH NOISES BECAUSE A BOY THAT I LIKE ALSO LIKE ME BACK AND UGH HE’S SO ADORABLE
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
so fucking accurateholy accuracy