vvebkinz: mr steal yo mechanical pencil
sealcat: “and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane” Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.
captainstaal: i had the world’s biggest crush on a kid named tj back in middle school and i went around telling people he was so hot butter would melt on his skin and one day after school he approached me and smiled and the only word he said was “butter” and i fuckING HIGHTAILED MY ASS OUT OF THERE AND PETITIONED MY MOM TO MOVE BACK TO VIETNAM GOODBYE
zubat: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
heartsarelikedrums: “Come closer. I need you.” I whisper to the extension cord that I’m pulling with closer with my foot to reach my phone charger without ripping out my earbuds.
There’s this really cute boy me and kaleigh fangirl over and we had an awards ceremony and we flipped out because he got an award but then kaleigh looked upset and whispered ” oh my god……he’s wearing crocks”
youaresogayskarth: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. apparently...
dignitea: feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
I am death and when I love you, it’s forever. And why shouldn’t you love me...– Subpervert, Necrophila Variations (via fuckinq)
holyposeidon: the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them
extrasad: I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but I also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
yzerman: 500daysofblogging replied to your post: Im sorry Im at Alexs and we were making… I MEANT PUDDING no it’s fine you can make poison if you want
yzerman: “I’m sorry I’m at Alex’s and we were making poison” lori why are you making poison
yzerman: i was going to make a text post but i forgot what i was going to say so here, a gif for you
lets-go-lesbos: I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
fanfuxxingtastic: buttrelated-url: whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT I’m a little shocked at how many people liked this instead of reblogged…. If you like this, I hate you.