i had the world’s biggest crush on a kid named tj back in middle school and i went around telling people he was so hot butter would melt on his skin and one day after school he approached me and smiled and the only word he said was “butter” and i fuckING HIGHTAILED MY ASS OUT OF THERE AND PETITIONED MY MOM TO MOVE BACK TO VIETNAM GOODBYE
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
“Come closer. I need you.”
I whisper to the extension cord that I’m pulling with closer with my foot to reach my phone charger without ripping out my earbuds.
There’s this really cute boy me and kaleigh fangirl over and we had an awards ceremony and we flipped out because he got an award but then kaleigh looked upset and whispered ” oh my god……he’s wearing crocks”
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
apparently you can’t have problems if there is anything in your life that is good.
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
This is really powerful.
Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.
Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good
this is fucking amazing
i’ll never not reblog
It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.
the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them