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captainstaal:

i had the world’s biggest crush on a kid named tj back in middle school and i went around telling people he was so hot butter would melt on his skin and one day after school he approached me and smiled and the only word he said was “butter” and i fuckING HIGHTAILED MY ASS OUT OF THERE AND PETITIONED MY MOM TO MOVE BACK TO VIETNAM GOODBYE


zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking


sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend




heartsarelikedrums:

“Come closer. I need you.”
I whisper to the extension cord that I’m pulling with closer with my foot to reach my phone charger without ripping out my earbuds.



There’s this really cute boy me and kaleigh fangirl over and we had an awards ceremony and we flipped out because he got an award but then kaleigh looked upset and whispered ” oh my god……he’s wearing crocks”


youaresogayskarth:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

apparently you can’t have problems if there is anything in your life that is good.


dignitea:

feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend


"I am death and when I love you, it’s forever. And why shouldn’t you love me back? I know that sometimes you fantasize about me, lay in bed at night wondering how and when I will come and what I will look like when I do. Am I a knight in shining armor? A fiery dog of hell? Do I look like a vampire? A skeleton, a ghost? You imagine me taking you into my arms, embracing you, comforting you, “There, there,” I say, kissing away your tears, “I’ll make those awful things go away. Life won’t be a burden to you anymore, I promise."
— Subpervert, Necrophila Variations (via fuckinq)

organic-waters: d-aisychild: i-n-f-i-n-itebitch: hellxiareblog: rosalarian: lenoralenoire: This is really powerful. Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement. Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good this is fucking amazing i’ll never not reblog It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.

organic-waters:

d-aisychild:

i-n-f-i-n-itebitch:

hellxiareblog:

rosalarian:

lenoralenoire:

This is really powerful.

Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.

Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good

this is fucking amazing

i’ll never not reblog

It is the civic duty of a female to reblog this, regardless of blog style.



holyposeidon:

the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them